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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a bar... ...and asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""

"What do you call a guy who'll date your sister, but will kill his sister for dating you! A Moderate Muslim."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."

"5-year-old: Dad, can you make the rain go away? Me: Someone more powerful than me controls the weather. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Mom?"

"What's black, grey, and red all over? A gorilla with a child in the enclosure."

"I have decided to become a dolphin... It is my true porpoise in life"

"If you could pick any superhero name and power, what would they be? My name would be ""Dad"" and my power would be *invisibility*..."

"Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ..."

"Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!"

"Why were the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."