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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."
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"Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably."
"The orgy I hosted last night was a real letdown. Nobody came."
"My younger brother told me this. Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish"
"My daughter asked for a Frozen blanket So last night she slept on the balcony"
"""May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"" ""Um, there's no such thing."" ""There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"""
"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""
"its shanksgiving, be thankful i havent stabbed u yet."
"The documentary who? Knock Knock Who's there? The documentary The documentary who? The documentary Hoop Dreams."
"What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one? Urine charge now."