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Joke of the Day

"Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? ""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share..."

"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"

"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"

"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."

"It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports."

"While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver... She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since."

"Everybody at this intervention is telling me I have a drug problem but I'm not the one with a melting eagle face & gyrating serpent arms."

"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""Its a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."""

"Did you hear about the guy who spilled beer on the stove? ... He had foam on the range."