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Joke of the Day

"Made yah look."

"I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it"

"Ever met the human version of a headache?"

"What did the redditor do to a post? He rEDDITed it. I'll leave."

"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."

"So I went to the doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""

"When Donald Trump talks about wanting to help 'the little guy' -- -- he means he needs a prescription for viagra."

"I just drank coffee I forgot on the counter this morning. It was so cold and bitter I wrote it an alimony check."

"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Bolt can finish a race."