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Joke of the Day
"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."
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"Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes... Yo Mama's so fat.. ...when she orders butter beer she says ""hold the beer."""
"Jesus wouldn't have been good at Twitter He would've only had twelve followers."
"Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."
"What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant. *...I'll show myself out*"
"Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework Dog Student: (still chewing) almost"
"If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear it... ...is he still wrong?"
"What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."
"[house hunting] Friend: *hurls spear into vinyl siding* GOT ONE! Me: *hacking at brick siding w/ sword* GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"
"There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way."