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Joke of the Day

"Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar"

"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"

"Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??"

"Using what sexual position often causes a couple to have an ugly baby? I don't know, ask your mom."

"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"

"What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference? Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P)."

"I found some dressing in my fridge that expires on 12-21-2012.... It's called Mayanaisse...."

"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"

"What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses."

"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."