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Joke of the Day

"What did the redditor do to a post? He rEDDITed it. I'll leave."

"A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: ""Yemen, shore."""

"She asked if I wanted to eat ass... I said no because it'll taste like shit"

"A man goes to a job interview... Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Man: ""Probably my honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think that's a weakness."" Man: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"Louis Lane ""there is no way broccoli is a superfood!"" Broccoli *takes spectacles off* Louis Lane ""My God! Look, it's a superfood!"""

"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"Parenting: 1st kid: Document their every move 2nd kid: forget to pick them up 99% of the time"

"Did you hear about the guy who taught a group of dung beetles to play baseball? Yup, and thats just the bug inning."

"What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common? They can both be fixed with a coat hanger."

"I like to shave in front of my car's side view mirrors every morning. that way, I can get a closer shave than it appears."