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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about paper? Ehh, never mind. It's tearable."
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"Crime in multi-storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels."
"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."
"My wife said she is leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock."
"Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes."
"Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes."
"Does anyone smell that up dog?"
"What did the tree say while it was being transplanted? Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!"
"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"
"Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes? Because two wongs don't make a white!"