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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say? A: His and Hearse."
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"Astronauts favorite hangout The space bar"
"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."
"Chuck Norris keeps his pillow under his gun."
"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""
"I finally got around to reading that book on watches I got last year It's about time."
"Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees? Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade."
"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."