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Joke of the Day

"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."

"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"

"A German boy band that plays some insane classical stuff. Bachstreet Boys"

"Art is when u fart without F."

"When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - ""I'd eat one"" is not the right response."

"What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese? A Wurst-Kase Scenario"

"How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? None."

"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."

"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode."

"What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement? Not enough cement"