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Joke of the Day
"Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes."
Next Joke
"Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point."
"Jesus Christ.. ..."
"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"Ur mum is so ugly That hello kitty said goodbye"
"It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins... They're both pulling in different directions"
"Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service."
"Why do electricians make good mediators? Because they're good at finding common ground."
"Keen silence from a dinner guest as she looks across the living room and realizes I made her bridesmaid dress into a dog bed."
"Easter is almost here. So to celebrate, I'm going to get nailed and hammered like Jesus would want me to."