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Joke of the Day
"Crime in multi-storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels."
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"Waiter what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again he's in here every night !"
"I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair"
"*comes back with wife's purse* w: I said don't run or people will think you stole it! How many times did you get tackled? m:[bleeding] Twice"
"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!"
"Ban pre-shredded cheese... Make America grate again!"
"Mary had a little lamb. She's not a vegan anymore."
"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"
"Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just spend all that Acme money to buy an actual dinner?"