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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common french saying? ""nous abandonnons"""
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"You know, if I slouch in my chair at just the right angle, my fat rolls into a pretty impressive 3-pack'. Heck, I'm half way to sexy town "
"What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?"
"What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?"
"Today I am the C.E.O of the ""I Don't Give A Sh*t"" Committee........ We Are Hiring"
"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."
"My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change."
"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""
"Whenever someone makes a Jew joke and the Rabhi is in the room everybody goes ""AWWWSWITCHZ"""
"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."