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Joke of the Day
"Doctors don't charge for circumcisions, they just take tips."
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"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make everything up."
"So we need to go over your drug history... Let me stop you there. It's gonna be quicker if I just tell you the ones's I haven't done."
"If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay? A Bay Gull"
"Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf."
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
"If you're happy and you know it, you're self aware!"
"I'm no Dean Martin. I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris"". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''."
"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."
"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."