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Joke of the Day

"Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year? No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark."

"The greatest joke of all time... Android."

"Who was the roundest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference"

"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too..."

"mother-in-law (on FB): I'm tired of everyone being so condesending *wife tackles me before I can write ""you spelled 'condescending' wrong""*"

"Why is it a ""12-pack"" and not a ""jury of your beers""?"

"Something something Reddit something something Ellen Pao GUYS, DID I DO IT RIGHT, GUYS?! DO I GET THE FREE POINTS NOW?!?!"

"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"

"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."

"Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking..."