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Joke of the Day

"How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube"

"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."

"Innkeeper: The room is $45 per night. It's $35 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a quackhead"

"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."

"My Dad always said never use any shortcuts. Probably why it takes him so fucking long to do anything on the computer"

"Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin? Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome"

"I liked you better before we met."

"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."

"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."