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Joke of the Day

"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."

"A slice of ham and a slice of cheese walk into a bar They ask the bartender for 2 beers. ""Sorry we don't serve food here"" replied the bartender."

"Dropped my wallet today & a homeless guy chased me down to give it back. I was so moved I took out all of my money & gave him a free wallet."

"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."

"Ever since my wife had her toes amputated I can't stand to be around her. I guess I'm *lack toes* intolerant."

"Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies? Long necks."

"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""

"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."

"When is the Joker not plotting a murder? When he is riding his Harley."

"I heard Google is turning 15 years old today. Now it's really going to think it knows everything."