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Joke of the Day
"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."
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"If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car."
"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"
"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything"
"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"If life was easy it would be called... Your Mom."
"When your friend tells you she's thinking about adopting and you get really disappointed when you find out she means a human."
"""I don't want to make a spectacle..."" Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job."
"Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning? He was an excellent conductor"