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Joke of the Day
"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."
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"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""
"Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce."
"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."
"the best insult ever is ""who is this clown"" because 1. you're calling them a clown 2. you're saying they're not even a well known clown"
"I'm starting a therapeutic cooking class for Parkinson's Disease patients. It's called ""Shake & Bake""."
"Why does Hillary have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? Because she wants to be the First Lady."
"Why are librarians so shy? Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious."
"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"