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Joke of the Day
"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."
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"Who would you like for president in 2020? Anyone who doesn't have poor visions."
"Dyslexia The difference between baking ricin vs. rice pudding for your friends and family this holiday season."
"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"
"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."
"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."
"What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts"
"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."
"How do you outsmart a chicken? By thinking outside the bawks."
"Go to the attic. Use either the stairs or some second method. Do you choose the former or the ladder?"