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Joke of the Day
"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."
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"I only like foods that begin with the word ""cheesy""."
"When I call out the wrong name during sex, I just segue into singing Mambo No. 5."
"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"
"A hotel just offered me a job making beds. I think I'll turn them down."
"Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it."
"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."
"u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question"
"No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark"
"If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... Are you harming unarmed citizens?"