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Joke of the Day

"That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter? One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter."

"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea, I'm not black."

"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"

"But laughing at you Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules? 2 na"

"Investigators weren't sure how the victim was killed, but they did find traces of kindness at the scene."

"Oh, so you're a Shania Twain fan, eh? That don't impress me much..."

"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is is on the front page! ^so ^upvotes. much karma. ^^^wow."

"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."

"Changed Grandma's email signature to ""Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"""