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Joke of the Day

"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is is on the front page! ^so ^upvotes. much karma. ^^^wow."

"[god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time"

"If the opposite of Pro is Con... What's the opposite of Progress?"

"That if you love them set them free thing, what if they all come back at once"

"I see the joke your dad told you, and raise you my dads dumb ass joke What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty, deer nuts are under a buck!"

"what do you call a clean idiot? soap on a dope"

"If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?"

"What do you say to a robot with a good looking bum? Nice Assimo."

"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."

"What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car? A rental car can drive anywhere."