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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to take all of your tweets that make absolutely zero sense and combine them to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers song"

"What joke would piss off any redditor? Update 1: Punchline removed."

"I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know. You weren't there..."

"What does daenerys give to tyrion? A hand job"

"My friend got jailed for six months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out that they were the firemen."

"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."

"What's long, hard and covered in blood? The Boston Marathon!"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."

"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."