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Joke of the Day
"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea, I'm not black."
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"No one J.D. should have all that power and associates."
"We were promised flying cars and instead all we got were magic glowing rectangles to access all the world's knowledge :("
"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"
"[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place! Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes"
"Text to wife: ""Would you bring me my "" and my phone suggests ""girlfriend."" My phone is trying to kill me."
"There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours"
"What kind of foods do arthritic cannibals love to eat? Finger foods..."
"A baby seal... ... walks into a club."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !"