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"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules? 2 na"
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"What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron? A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance"
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"So, to re-cap... ...I put the top back on my pen."
"Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too."
"This joke is like a party without any demand for fruit juice. There is no punch line."
"What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus? If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade."
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"""Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!"" - people with stupid names"
"Self Pleasure Joke NSFW You ever whack off so much your hand pretends to be asleep?"