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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"

"Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael? Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind."

"Whoever replaced my kitchen window with broken glass and hid my laptop and tv. Haha very funny. Now tell me where they are. I'm serious."

"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"

"Lesbians favourite vegetable? Okra Edit: For the people who don't get it [Okra, also known as ladies' fingers](#s)"

"What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters."

"Why shouldn't you give a meth addict laxatives? because it's already hard enough for them to keep their shit together."

"Cartoons lied to me as a child. I was lead to believe quicksand was going to be a much larger problem in life."

"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."