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Joke of the Day
"I use to be terrified of speed bumps... But I slowly got over it."
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"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses."
"You'd think there'd be more mirrors in the self-checkout aisle. As far as I know I made this joke up."
"I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable."
"I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge."
"Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role. hes so sweaty"
"Wife and I go to subway... She says she can't decide between a 12"" or a 6"". I told her get the 6"" sandwich and I'll give you 8 inches after supper"
"When I go outside in the winter... I like to put my codon"
"Why did the gay man vote for Trump? He was the biggest dick in the race."