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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
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"Rik Mayall jokes What does a man with a two-foot cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken. RIP"
"What do your internal organs call their dating life? Their homie-hoe-status"
"At the planetarium with my family. I think my wife was surprised to discover she's not the center of the universe."
"I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong."
"the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. ""not great man ive got diarrhea"" i told him"
"At Dairy Queen: Me: Medium Heath Blizzard please. DQ: You wanna spoon? Me: Sure, when do you get off?"
"I read all tweets with poor grammar and word choice in a Cookie Monster voice."
"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Hot."