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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit."
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"Q: ""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" A: ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""
"Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot."
"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"
"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."
"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"
"Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words."
"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."
"What did the apple say to the apple pie? ""You've got some crust."""
"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""