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Joke of the Day

"Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!"

"I'd like to apologize to the lady on the bus. I assumed you wanted your hair held back while you ate your banana."

"What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!"

"Young boy: Mommy, Mommy I can't stop spinning in circles! Mommy: Shut up, or I will nail your other foot to the floor too!"

"They call me the Titanic because I once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"

"If you're not supposed to drink shampoo why do they make it in such pretty colors?"

"On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next..."

"The fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi"

"Of ten puns, how many won? No pun in ten did."

"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."