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Joke of the Day

"I slept in my sons crib last night I wanted to see what all the fuss was about."

"So a deaf girl hit on me today... It was a sign"

"all of my friends are really happy and successful. i have no clean forks so i cut up a hot dog with my debit card"

"What's big, green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk"

"Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!"

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good."

"I came across the most beautiful girl i've ever seen today at the supermarket.. She wasn't the least bit happy, even after I offered to clean it all up and buy her a new top.."

"British police don't carry guns. So what exactly do they do then? Yell ""STOP... OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN!"""

"In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2021 vision! Oh wait...."