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Joke of the Day

"I slept in my sons crib last night I wanted to see what all the fuss was about."

"What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?"

"When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau..."

"Picnic Tables What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of 4."

"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."

"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."

"I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun, a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal."

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."

"A line for cops who pull over attractive drunk models If I could put you in the alphabet, I would go D U I and that's why I'm a writer, I look forward to your hatred of bad jokes"

"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."