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Joke of the Day

"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."

"What do you call a circus full of mean people? A jerkus."

"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."

"Bar of gold walks into a pub, The bartender says ""Au get out of here"""

"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."

"The constant challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."

"250 dogs escaped from the SPCA Police are following a number of leads."

"Your mama is so: need some material.."

"What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli"

"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"