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Joke of the Day

"Picnic Tables What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of 4."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"

"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."

"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""

"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table? Rick O'Shay"

"I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out."

"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."

"On this day in 1947 Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier, whereas Obama did nothing for America in ALL of 1947."

"Me: You should really try this lip gloss Her: this is super glue Me: HEAR ME OUT"

"how much morning wood, would my girlfriend suck, if she ever sucked and if I had a girlfriend. Whatever."