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Joke of the Day

"I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun, a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? I don't know but it's not rhelephant."

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."

"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."

"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."

"Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names."

"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."

"Roses are red, violets are yellow, lilacs are cyan, carnations are rainbowish, this LSD pill is lovely."