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Joke of the Day

"According to a new study, the number of car crashes linked to marijuana has risen. Fortunately, when the cars crashed they were all going eight miles per hour."

"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"

"what's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Tinder for dudes is mostly scrolling through the mini cards they hand you on a Las Vegas Blvd street corner"

"When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces."

"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("

"Kid, are you a nuclear reactor? Because you're having a meltdown."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iran? Because there's a JC Penny at every corner."

"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door"