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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team? A teabag stays in the cup longer..."

"Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free."

"A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time."

"Get a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Wait for people to ask what your tattoo means."

"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"Did you hear about the new Jewish Sports Car? It stops on a dime then picks it up."

"They say if you choose a job you love, you'll never work a day in your life. I have to work tomorrow."

"I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said ""Final Notice""... Good that he will not bother me anymore."

"Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? George Washington Carver."

"My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around."