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Joke of the Day

"Putting random stuff in peoples carts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"

"A businessman becomes a president Seriously this is a fucking joke"

"I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me. I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date Much more satisfying."

"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"

"This joke was going to be about cheese... But it's not Gouda 'nuff."

"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? Nothing, she has already been told twice."

"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"

"HER: I love Deadpool ME: I love Dead Pool HER: Oh, cool, you read comics too? ME: *staring out at pond where I toss victims' bodies* Hmm?"

"A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school"

"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""