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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a bar... He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks: ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate reply's: ""ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich. She takes a bite and cries with joy. ""This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?"" She asks. ""It cheese ma."""

"What word starts with ""n"" and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"How Hitler eat a vegetable? He jew it."

"Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most? Foreigner."

"My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it."

"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""

"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"My paranoid boyfriend broke up with me. ""It's not you,"" he said, looking around. ""It's them."""

"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"