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Joke of the Day
"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"
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"When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat? Dead or alive, you're coming with me"
"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"
"Why did? Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give."
"What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot."
"Why are waste facility managers so successful? Because they're always on top of their shit!"
"What's the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It's harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape."
"My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type."