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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command."

"What is black and starts with ""nig""? Nighttime, you racist bastard."

"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""

"How can a cat walk with no feet? He can't, it's impawsible."

"Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture? The Ottoman Empire."

"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."

"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."

"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Use a lubricant"

"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"