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Joke of the Day

"When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat? Dead or alive, you're coming with me"

"Miley Cyrus has her tongue out more than Jabba the Hutt."

"I asked a group of women if they found rape jokes funny. They all said ""no!"" But deep down I knew they really meant ""yes."""

"Kid: Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Mom: No, you have to flush it like everyone else."

"When I was a kid, I asked my dad where babies come from. He said, ""The fridge! You should go see if there's one in there now! If there isn't, bring me a beer!"""

"My ears were ringing, so I pressed keys on the piano to find out what note it was. There was a B buzzing in my ears."

"Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus? Because it's easier to deal with just one prick"

"If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named? Cause then there would be Nosex!"

"LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot Try backing up a bit"

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"