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Joke of the Day
"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"
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"What do you call a Asian walking a dog A vegetarian"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"
"How does a police officer go to the bathroom? Ctrl+C"
"Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans? And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?"
"Just watched ""The Great Wall"" today... Pretty good documentary on America in a few years"
"I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering... I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case..."
"How do you keep an erection? Don't fuck with it"
"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"
"What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!"