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Joke of the Day

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"There is an existential horror upon seeing your password in handwriting."

"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"

"Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air."

"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."

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"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"

"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"7: Mama, are you lonely when we go to bed? Me: (Handle this like a great mom. Get the look off your face. Don't laugh.) Of course, sweetie."

"Two fish were in a tank One of them turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""