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Joke of the Day

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness."

"Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair? In Africa."

"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control."

"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."

"Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !"

"Obesity researchers have discovered a new approach to solve the problem. They are now focusing on just making people taller."

"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"

"What do gay horses eat? Hayyyy"

"Sometimes I loiter outside of Victoria's Secret just so people think I have a girlfriend."