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Joke of the Day
"Why are waste facility managers so successful? Because they're always on top of their shit!"
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"What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity? They both shake it off."
"I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings."
"I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille."
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"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control I thought to myself ""this changes everything"""