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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race"

"What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Invest a billion."

"I love dry erase boards... They're remarkable."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down the chimney."

"What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? Take me to the airport."

"Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?"

"What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very very big spider !"

"Guy: Can I get your number? Me: I kill plants for fun"

"Are you a hydroelectric source of power? ...cause dam!"