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Joke of the Day
"What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very very big spider !"
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"Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up"
"I went to a new zoo that has opened up in my area yesterday. Wasn't really worth it, they had one animal and it was a dog. Turns out it was a Shih Tzu."
"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""
"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One goes ""ribbit ribbit"", the other goes ""rub it rub it""."
"What do you call a flying jew? Ash"
"Your heart! *bursts out laughing* It's an inside joke."
"I just fell flat on my face outside and made a reverse snow angel trying to get up"
"Just crushed my son in an epic game of Monopoly. His tears flooded Baltic Avenue."
"What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head? Facial Hare"