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"Are you a hydroelectric source of power? ...cause dam!"

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"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""
"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."
"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."
"www.reddit.com See Above."
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"Why did the scarecrow receive a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"I posed naked for a magazine today... Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."
"I like my woman like I like my coffee... Smuggled in a sack from Colombia"
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"