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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down the chimney."
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"Do Indian restaurants have any bread? Nah, they have Naan."
"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."
"Super convenient that my arms came with cup holders."
"I like the way your medication thinks."
"Quitting smoking is really easy... I've done it like 100 times already"
"What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A fjord escort."
"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."
"Oscar Pistorius He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"