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Joke of the Day

"HEY DUMMIES WHEN YOU SHAZAM A SONG YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THE PHONE UP BECAUSE ITS JUST A SONG AND SOUND GOES EVERYWHERE."

"No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator"

"Shock me, say something intelligent."

"How to play the Michael Brown drinking game Just stand there and take the 8 shots."

"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."

"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."

"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."

"If Donald Trump runs the U.S into the ground... He will have toupee"

"Magic A magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway."

"Hub: Let's go see a movie Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points* H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong."