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Joke of the Day

"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."

"What's a pedophile's favorite music scale? A minor"

"One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol."

"Lawyers' Ethical Dilemma When a client gives you two hundred dollar bills stuck together from the bank machine to pay a $100 bill, do you tell your law partner?"

"How do you measure love? In hertz!"

"This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? A tire!"

"Chemistry joke (not stupid) What's Avogadro's number? 0602211023 i^am^so^funny^why^you^read^this"

"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand And says, ""make me one with everything"""

"In the winter you just need to find a corner... Because its 90^o degrees there..."