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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."
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"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."
"I tried to sell my old dogging stuff on eBay this week, without success. No bidders but I did have 12 watchers."
"what if everyone's dick had its own little dick well see ya later"
"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."
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