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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."
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"It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me."
"I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they're way too big for him."
"Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor? Elfish reasons."
"In 1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood ... In 2012: he died of hunger."
"There are 10 types of men... Half of them understand binary, half of them don't."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."
"I'll tell you what I know about midgets... Very little"
"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""
"How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money? By moving the show to a ""true crime"" channel and calling it ""18 Victims and Counting""."